The PLANET of SHAME By BRUCE ELLIOTT - https://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/73540/pg73540-images.html

 One day, James Comstock's father took James

aside and started to tell him the facts of life. Which
was not so unusual—except that James was 35.

"Alcoholism cures heart trouble."

"Adultery cures arterio-sclerosis."

"Thieving cures insanity."

"Drug addiction cures cancer."

"Prostitution cures diabetes."