Subversive by Mack Reynolds - https://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/23197/pg23197-images.html

 "Subversive" is, in essence, a negative term—it means simply "against the existent system." It doesn't mean subversives all agree ...

 Look here, you mean to tell me in this day and age you go around from door to door peddling soap? Great guns, boy, you'd do better on unemployment insurance. It's permanent now